- Naptime is an integral part of your day.
- You, on occasion, can be found curled up, clutching a bottle.
- Left to your own devices, you will never leave your bed.
- You sometimes cry for your mum (don’t look at me like that, we’ve all done it).
- “Three square meals a day” is a foreign concept to you.
- You have thrown up on yourself.
- When hungry, you will cry, whine, and otherwise throw a complete tantrum until given food.
- You believe, and will not be convinced otherwise, that pizza can be eaten for every meal.
- When it comes to winter clothes, it doesn’t matter how ridiculous you look as long as you’re warm.
- You have the most ridiculous sleeping pattern known to man.
- You watch cartoons. Constantly.
- Everyone is amazed when you say completely mundane things (this is exclusive to international students).
- When you’re ill, you completely cease to function as a human being, refusing to be anything approaching productive, whining a lot, and requiring constant looking-after.
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